I have spent this public holiday long weekend with a miserable cold. [On a tangent, how is it possible for the body to produce so much snot?!] I have concluded that there is no ladylike way to blow your nose. I trumpet. Can anyone offer any advice?
My granny is convinced that I am permanently damaging my nose the way I blow it. She says to blow gently through one nostril and then the other. Blowing individual nostrils is an interesting idea with some validity, but I believe only extreme force works in most circumstances.
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My granny is convinced that I am permanently damaging my nose the way I blow it. She says to blow gently through one nostril and then the other. Blowing individual nostrils is an interesting idea with some validity, but I believe only extreme force works in most circumstances.
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