New use for snails.

According to a facebook ad I saw today:

I reckon we could cut out the middle man and just rub snails on our face. That would probably be friendlier to the snail.

Uncool

Making out at uni is uncool peoples. UNCOOL. Fine, hold hands, kiss, hug, whatever, but I draw the line at getting horizontal (even if fully clothed) in a public place. Show some decency, propriety and consideration for other people. My gag reflex can only handle so much.

While I'm at it, why do people leave rubbish lying around and make a mess of public spaces? How hard is it to clean up after yourself, put rubbish in the bin and leave things clean and tidy?

Books in bathrooms, or "toilature".

Keeping books in the toilet, or taking the papers in there, is a behaviour I don't like. On the surface, toilature seems to show a love of reading. I do love reading. But a toilet is not a reading place, it has another purpose. The two activities should not be conducted in the same room or at the same time.

Credits: the word "toilature" comes from here.

Toast law.

Toast is hot. There is no such thing as cold toast. What you have there is very dry bread. If butter won't melt on it, it isn't toast.

Never okay

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say to men, it's NEVER okay to go running in just a singlet and your budgie smugglers unless:

1. you are currently competing in an Iron Man competition (or similar) and that's what all the competitors are doing or

2. crocodiles just ripped off your shorts and you are running for your life.

Put on a pair of shorts! Think about the rest of society that has to see you running! How hard is it?!