Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Maureen Method. Further notes.

Many thanks to my sister Heather, and our mum's friend, Maureen.

Now, if your Prospect doesn't return the plate you can always go and get it back, although this is less than ideal. According to Maureen, the return of the plate is a measure of returned affection. So, if he never returns the plate he is probably not interested. Alternatively, he may be just forgetful, ungentlemanlike, inconsiderate or a plate thief. You can work it out.

As mentioned in Step 0, if there is no particular Prospect you are speculating on, ask a group of them (maybe sharing a house) if anyone can help you. Whoever comes to help and brings back the plate, he is your man! In fact, Maureen didn’t even particularly like the young man who was always bringing her plates back, but she married him eventually. Several of her housemates also used the technique to great advantage.

I'll be moving house at the end of the year. He who has ears to hear, let him hear.

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