The cinema's candy bar is full of braces-unfriendly food

As I lined up at the Hoyts candy bar tonight to buy my movie ticket, I studied its offerings and realised that theoretically, I couldn't eat or drink anything they had on offer.

Soft drinks, chewy lollies, hard lollies, Maltesers, Peanut M&Ms, popcorn, choc-top...all no.

Actually, I did have some popcorn. You're not supposed to have it when you have braces in case you chomp on something hard, like a kernel. Which I did, twice.

Cinema food is a rort anyway :P