Invent an elastic that lasts forever and never loses its stretchiness. And then make certain small items of clothing out of it. And then women won't have to do their least favourite sort of shopping as often.
Yes, that's why I said "as often". It is often the elastic which goes first. I am getting quite good at re-elasticing my favourite clothes! It saves heaps of money.
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